Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Addendum re: midget

Where the FUCK is my midget?

At least twice in the 'Coming Up's we were shown a midget with an engagement ring, getting down on one knee and saying 'Will you marry me?'

And now?

Now the auditions are over?

There was no midget forthcoming.

Where the FUCK is my midget?

I'll get you, ITV.

2 comments:

Donna said...

Is it my imagination or did we never find out what Louis didn't want Simon and Sharon to find out either? I could be wrong but I don't ever recall getting an answer to the burning question....

Steve said...

Funnily enough, I was thinking about that this weekend. You're right, we've not had an answer yet, but did we know for sure that was to happen during the auditions? Theoretically it could happen in the last stage of boot camp. It probably won't, though, and if it doesn't you can be sure we'll be rude about it!