The Bitch Factor

Programme 8: 30th September 2006 Earlier on, lots of people were average, and some were a little above average. Judging by the teaser, peop...

Programme 7: 30th September 2006 Last week on the show, the judges found out which category they were to be mentoring this year. Simon got ...

Programme 6: 23rd September 2006 Finally we're at the end of the auditions. I should probably be feeling more excited, and yet I'm e...

Programme 5: 16th September 2006 Just to set the scene before I get going, I am writing this update on a laptop with several broken keys tha...

Hello, boys and girls. I’ve girded my loins and finally the time has come for me to write a full recap, rather than wittily parenthesising S...